I am a veteran of the United States Armed Forces. I am NOT a combat veteran, but I swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States of America, against all enemies, foreign and domestic. And to obey the orders of the officers appointed over me.

If you have not sworn the same oath as I have, and the few others like me, please do not attempt to pass yourself off as one of us. We WILL find you out. And we WILL take offense. And if given the opportunity, some of us WILL correct your malfunction; physically, if and when possible.